When you commit your life to something and it doesn't work out, it is a tough place to be. Suicide can be the spiritual reprieve of a faithless person. I knew I could always just end it, and there was solace in that.

In most cases the only difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.

I'm proud to be part of a generation where reading is a 'look.'

Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.

Because we're comics and we pass each other on campus, we know of each other, and a lot of the time there's a mutual respect there.

It amazes me that we are all on Twitter and Facebook. By "we" I mean adults. We're adults, right? But emotionally we're a culture of seven-year-olds. Have you ever had that moment when are you updating your status and you realize that every status update is just a variation on a single request: "Would someone please acknowledge me?

When I was a bit older I had all of the George Carlin records, all of the Steve Martin records, all of the Cheech and Chong records and all of the Richard Pryor records.