As a performer you are being used to keep people watching so the commercial endorsements that support the network can be seen by as many people as possible.

I live in Los Angeles, I know it exists. I know you're not supposed to taste air.

Whether people know the evolution of the conversation or not, I don't know, but thematically, as a comedian, I stay in the same ballpark - around my issues and my philosophy of life.

Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah.

Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication.

I think the reason Jesus is so popular, just on a celebrity level, is that he died at the peak of his career.

I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world.