For my next trick I will make everyone understand me.

Your insecurity and neediness is what makes you a big neurotic ball of comedy genius.

I don't seek controversy. I don't seek to antagonize. Sometimes it happens, but I'm not there to argue politics.

The next evolutionary step is into the screen.

I always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people.

The worst thing about living in this world, in general, is that things get overwhelming, and things cause a tremendous amount of despair and anxiety.

Let's be honest, this is a consumer based economy in America. That's all we manufacture here is need and appetite. We are the world's mouth. They make things in other countries, and they're like, 'Send it to America; they'll eat it.'