For my next trick I will make everyone understand me.

Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?

There's this whole post-modern, nuevo beatnik, retro-bohemian thing going on, you know what I mean? You walk into some coffee shops, and it feels like you're an ex-patriot in Paris in the 20s. You're like, 'Hey, isn't that a young Ernest Hemingway over there? Yeah, I think it is! Hey, let's go have a look and see what he's writing... It's a Gap application.'

Is it hard to make a living in show business? Yeah.

I think things evolve into jokes. I don't generally write them down as jokes. I talk them out.

You hope to see an arc of growth in your ability to become a character on television.

I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the time. If it happens, it happens.