I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the time. If it happens, it happens.

There's something about cats' self-sufficiency and their seemingly individualistic ways that I find compelling.

The truth is, I can’t read anything with any distance. Every book is a self-help book to me. Just having them makes me feel better.

Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground.

It may have lost its special-ness forever and the clubs might not being doing well but I think standup is in the best shape it has been in a long time.

Any comic can get on the radio show and be funny. You can get that on any morning radio show or afternoon radio show. There are plenty of people who do that. It's not a difficult format, to sit around with two or three comics and be funny.

I don't seek controversy. I don't seek to antagonize. Sometimes it happens, but I'm not there to argue politics.