I'm not against people just being funny or telling stories. I don't need to delve into the soft, dark core all the time. If it happens, it happens.

I think the reason Jesus is so popular, just on a celebrity level, is that he died at the peak of his career.

On some level any appearance on Television can be seen as a product endorsement.

I don't care what anybody says, I think that George Bush is absolutely the right president to oversea the end of the world.

I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired.

I'm not fundamentally a writer. I know writers, and I have a tremendous amount of respect for them. It bothers me that no matter how well I do it, it's not really my format.

Most of my comedy writing happens through improvisation on stage; doing it in the moment. Going up with an idea and fleshing it out over time on stage and in front of people until it becomes a full bit.