Because we're comics and we pass each other on campus, we know of each other, and a lot of the time there's a mutual respect there.

For 15 years of my life I smoked, I drank, I used to do drugs... but during that time, I never once thought I was going to die. But the second I set foot on a stairmaster -the second- I am sure my heart is gonna explode and blood is gonna spray out of my nose.

I seem to offend everybody. I just never got into the universe. I don't seem to have a tremendous amount of discipline or patience with having to follow a story that is really multi-leveled and science-fiction.

I have a very primitive sense that if I just turn on a radio or the television, that somebody's playing that stuff for me.

There's a fine line between cultural criticism and bitterness.

I'm sad to see the passing of the great drug warriors. I certainly did my part in that battle and I don't regret any of it.

It's easy to maintain your integrity when no one is offering to buy it out.