There was a period when I was getting a lot of banana bread, because I mentioned someone cooked me banana bread, and then everyone cooked me baked stuff, and I would take it to the hotel, and it was making me fat.
Marc MaronAmericans don't understand irony? I am an intelligent person living in the United States. My entire existence is ironic.
Marc MaronJerusalem Syndrome is actually a rare psychological condition that occurs to some visitors to the Middle East. They get to Israel and just snap.
Marc MaronI always thought I was funny, but I was very sensitive, and very provocative just to get a rise out of people.
Marc Maron