Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.

When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.

The bedfellows politics made are never strange. It only seems that way to those who have not watched the courtship.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

The lower one speaks the closer a woman listens.

It's risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it can sometimes pose an even greater risk if he comes home too early.