When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.

Women like silent men. They think they're listening.

When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped.

The lower one speaks the closer a woman listens.

The bedfellows politics made are never strange. It only seems that way to those who have not watched the courtship.

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake. Woman like silent men, they think they are listening.

It's risky in a marriage for a man to come home too late, but it can sometimes pose an even greater risk if he comes home too early.