Among our articles of lazy hardware, I recommend the faucet that stops dripping when no one is listening to it.

It's true, of course, humor is very important in my life, as you know. That's the only reason for living, in fact.

I am interested in ideas, not merely in visual products.

The curious thing about that moustache and goatee is that when you look at the Mona Lisa it becomes a man. It is not a woman disguised as a man; it is a real man, and that was my discovery, without realising it at the time.

It's not what you see that is art. Art is the gap.

I'm not at all sure that the concept of the readymade isn't the most important single idea to come out of my work.

Since a three-dimensional object casts a two-dimensional shadow, we should be able to imagine the unknown four-dimensional object whose shadow we are. I for my part am fascinated by the search for a one-dimensional object that casts no shadow at all.