Favours out of place I regard as positive injuries.

For how many things, which for our own sake we should never do, do we perform for the sake of our friends.

I never heard of an old man forgetting where he had buried his money. Old people remember what interests them: the dates fixed for their lawsuits, and the names of their debtors and creditors.

In everything, without doubt, truth has the advantage over imitation.

Cicero is dead! Cicero is born! The laughter has filled me, filled me so very completely. I am the laughter. I am the jester. The soul that has served as my constant companion for so long has breached the veil of the Void finally and forever. It is now in me. It is me. The world has seen the last of Cicero the man. Behold Cicero, Fool of Hearts - laughter incarnate!

I like myself, but I won't say I'm as handsome as the bull that kidnapped Europa.

In the master there is a servant, in the servant a master.