Adolescence is a kind of slavery cleverly disguised as freedom.

The best thing about the battle between the sexes is often the sex between the battles.

The best thing about fear is that it provides a wonderful opportunity to demonstrate courage.

We can never truly understand the people we hate; we can never truly hate the people we understand.

Some people have a perverse talent; they're capable of shooting themselves in the foot and stabbing themselves in the back at the exact same time.

Throughout history, one of the biggest problems is that the correct course of action is not always obvious, and the obvious course of action is not always correct.

Be helpful to all who need your assistance, but don't overdo it. Over-helpfulness too often results in under-performance.