The secret of a successful relationship is avoiding the unforgivable and forgiving the unavoidable.

Some people have a perverse talent; they're capable of shooting themselves in the foot and stabbing themselves in the back at the exact same time.

The young think about how they'll change the world, the old think about how the world has changed.

If life were like a competitive race, some people would be given a flying start and others would line up with weights tied to their ankles.

The high cost of living is a minor problem when compared to the cost of high living.

People who parade their holiness are operating dangerously close to the sin of pride.

Never rely on your friends for money, or on your money for friends.