Turning seventy is like beginning the eighth inning of a baseball game. The contest is nearing completion, but there's likely to be some action, and even a few exciting plays, before the game draws to an end.

Some people have a perverse talent; they're capable of shooting themselves in the foot and stabbing themselves in the back at the exact same time.

Never rely on your friends for money, or on your money for friends.

The high cost of living is a minor problem when compared to the cost of high living.

The fastest way to lose an argument is to lose your temper.

Sometimes I wonder which is worse - confrontational people who are afraid of caring or caring people who are afraid of confrontation.

The best thing about the battle between the sexes is often the sex between the battles.