Toast is me. I am toast.

Toast is me. I am toast.

How old do you have to get before wisdom descends like a plastic bag over your head and you learn to keep your big mouth shut? Maybe never. Maybe you get more frivolous with age.

We love each other, that’s true whatever it means, but we aren’t good at it; for some it’s a talent, for others only an addiction.

If you want what's in the package you should at least know how to get the string off, is what I say.

Forgiving men is so much easier than forgiving women.

He was deciding whether to cut her throat or love her forever.