I really love Steve Martin and all the stuff he did in the '70s. I think it's really great.

My inclination during sex always is to use sex toys. That's not something men are often used to.

All the songs on Yankee Hotel Foxtrot are the encapsulation of heterosexual love. I have different records for gay sex.

One place that I really feel comfortable is being a comedienne. I'm very socially inept. There's so many things that I can not do in life, and this is, like, the one thing that I have mastery over. It's my world. And anybody who's coming to the show, it's like they're coming because they know that this is my world.

I think comedy is an angry art form; it's an outsider art form.

Why go through life feeling cheated? It does nothing but make you bitter.

Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move!