As a comedian you are making yourself vulnerable in order to make others happy.

I think white people like to tell Asian people how they should feel about race because they're too scared to tell black people.

[An article about Cho] started out, "Funny, sexy, zaftig Margaret Cho..." What is "zaftig?" Isn't that German for "big fat pig?" I guess I was lucky - "zaftig" is kind of a nice word. It could have been, "Funny, sexy, OBESE Margaret Cho."

Christ's purpose was to really show how everyone can be loved and how everyone should be loved and accepted.

If you really care about children then why would you want to keep families from adopting them?

I was like, Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized...I'm just slutty. Where's my parade?

That it is not the people who really feel that way, but it is people who have the most money to fire up these propaganda campaigns, these like, basically these lies that they are willing to lie to the public in order to manipulate them into doing what they want. And to me it doesn't make any sense.