As a comedian you are making yourself vulnerable in order to make others happy.

You didn't hear Yello until later in the night in the bondage clubs. Things would start getting crazy and that's when you'd hear Yello. It was bad.

[Fur] is really ridiculous. It's outrageous. We're not living in igloos. We don't need to trade pelts anymore. There is this diabolical idea that fur is fashionable. It's not. It's death. There's no excuse for it.

In my life, I don't wear makeup, I don't care about any of the trappings of the "feminine," or how I look in photographs. To me, it's irrelevant, which I think is really shocking to people in the industry that I'm in, because it's like, "You should always look good", but I honestly don't care. It's not important to me.

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.

Comedy is a noble art. And every comedian who does anything is serving a noble purpose.

I think the best way to get over your body issues is to just flaunt your body at every opportunity.