If you are a woman, if you are a person of color, if you are gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, if you are a person of size, if you are person of intelligence, if you are a person of integrity, then you are considered a minority in this world.

I grew up a witness to gay politics in its early days. I remember seeing Harvey Milk and been moved by him.

I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that's my contribution.

Comedy is a noble art.

I think that reaching out to kids that feel really isolated is a life saving gesture that we have a responsibility as older queers to do.

My life is anything but typical.

I helped deliver one of my best friend's children. I just was so amazed by my friend, because she was not just a woman, she was not just a mother. At that moment she was creation; she was life; she was God. And as I looked in her eyes, BOOM! Her pussy exploded.