Now on Facebook I have all these 'friends' who used to bully me, and they're like, 'We're so proud! We love you!' They come to shows and want to take a picture, and they're like, 'Don't you remember us?' And I'm like, 'I'm sorry, I don't.' And I feel bad, but I feel good.

That we are selfish gives us the opportunity to gain the power so that, in time, we might be selfless. To give back what we have learned. To teach what we know, and shorten the journey for those who will come after us.

I think that all bodies are beautiful in millions of different ways but I get down on myself too!

I think comedy is an angry art form; it's an outsider art form. Anger and comedy are really connected. If I'm angry about something I will try to think about something funny about it to lighten the load of the anger and cope with the anger.

One of my first jobs was on a lesbian cruise. I was the ship comedian for the Lesbian Love Boat.

For me to be ten pounds thinner is a full-time job, and I am handing in my notice and walking out the door!!

There's lot of social censorship now, especially in this era of ubiquitous social media.