Now on Facebook I have all these 'friends' who used to bully me, and they're like, 'We're so proud! We love you!' They come to shows and want to take a picture, and they're like, 'Don't you remember us?' And I'm like, 'I'm sorry, I don't.' And I feel bad, but I feel good.

I'm always too fat. And I always look terrible. But I love the theater of the red carpet.

I don't like pot anymore -- I forget why.

Most conservatives also believe in the death penalty, but not abortion, which proves they like to procrastinate.

I didn't appreciate the young woman that I was, or my young beauty, because I was so obsessed with the fact that I felt fat. It's never good to add to anybody else's suffering. It's an important topic to really get the gravity and the importance of - dealing with dignity.

The incognito of lower class employment is an effective cloak for any dagger one might wish to hide.

I am in love with Counting Crows. It is so manly and American.