I feel sorry for anyone that I am obsessed with. I am worse than gum in your hair, very, very close to the roots.

I became a comedian because I didn't want to be bullied anymore. Onstage I was safe.

Things that are in "bad taste" are often renegade and rebellious. They go against the status quo, and the laws of decorum and modesty. And that can be really thrilling.

strange, there's so much religion in the world, but only enough to make us fight over who is right, not enough to make us love one another.

I’m not going to die because I failed as someone else. I’m going to succeed as myself.

Comedy was all I ever wanted.

I can't drag myself away from 'Final Cut Pro.' It is a digital video editing system. I am obsessed with it, but I am always away from home, and I can't use it.