I feel sorry for anyone that I am obsessed with. I am worse than gum in your hair, very, very close to the roots.

The stuff I do and say onstage I can do easily. As a performer, that comes easily. But being social offstage, it's not easy for me.

Over half the world menstruates at one time or another, but you'd never know it. Isn't that strange?

You have to adhere to a certain morality, a certain level of decorum, or else you'll be punished and labeled.

I was in Toronto when they had a severe outbreak of SARS - you know, Severe Asian Racism Syndrome. I was in the airport and there were these big snowboarder guys and they had white masks around their necks, and as soon as they saw me, they put their masks on. So I went "cough, cough, cough... You wanna egg rorr?

Most conservatives also believe in the death penalty, but not abortion, which proves they like to procrastinate.

My life is anything but typical.