A few words about ‘trannychasing.’ I am not a trannychaser. Ok, actually I am a trannychaser. No I am not. I am a trannycatcher! Just kidding!

The intention is to make people laugh, to make people happy. It's unselfish, it's in the service of others, and as a comedian you are making yourself vulnerable in order to make others happy. And it has a transformative power.

I think that all bodies are beautiful in millions of different ways but I get down on myself too!

Silence is so often applauded and those who speak out are often called tasteless.

Anger and comedy are really connected.

I'm always too fat. And I always look terrible. But I love the theater of the red carpet.

No matter what these terrorists do, I refuse to be terrorized. All this requires is just a few alterations in our day to day lives. For example, my first instinct when I receive an envelope full of white powder... is to snort it! I just won't do that this time!