A lot of the actresses who were around when I started, I don't know where they are. Comics stick around.

I feel like this song [Yello, "Oh Yeah"] was probably done in a couple of minutes in a studio. There was probably no thought behind it; they were just playing with some samples and threw it together. I feel like there's no dream behind the song. Usually there's a dream or some kind of passion attached to a song. This song feels very empty. It made a lot of money for the songwriters but at the expense of culture.

I taught Sunday School for two years. And I got fired. I abused my authority. I used to teach class like this, "OK, if one more person talks, everybody is going to Hell."

I think reality television is such a special talent.

One of my first jobs was on a lesbian cruise. I was the ship comedian for the Lesbian Love Boat.

You have to adhere to a certain morality, a certain level of decorum, or else you'll be punished and labeled.

Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.