I've always wanted to have tattoos. I grew up around people who were very tattooed. It's a self-expression thing; it's also helped me claim my body as my own. So I think it's really positive. It's really joyful.

I think sex is really about the self, and really a self-reflection.

I have learned to love that which is meant to harm me, so that I can stand in the way of those who are less strong. I can take the bullets for those who aren't able to.

When people think the world of you, be careful with them.

Why go through life feeling cheated? It does nothing but make you bitter.

I get up around 7 a.m. That's very early for a stand-up comic. Then I'll have breakfast with my husband, the artist Al Ridenour, take my three dogs for a walk and commence with my work.

People are really terrified of me. I don't know why, I'm very nice, but people are very intimidated by me.