People have a lot of shame and suffering around it and I felt that the best thing I could do was to share my experiences, which I have been doing for a long time, and let people know that of all the things that I've endured.

For me to be ten pounds thinner is a full-time job, and I am handing in my notice and walking out the door!!

Snooki is really beautiful and looks quite like Elizabeth Taylor in 'Cleopatra.' She has the same bone structure. I'm kind of obsessed with 'Jersey Shore.' People don't give them enough credit for how entertaining they are.

Comedy is the only weapon I have to battle totalitarianism.

I like to respond with jokes and to keep it as light as possible.

That notion that we're in the post-racism, post-sexism world is so not true.

I thought I was so ugly for so long, and I wasted so much of my life on this dumb notion.