I just think women are funnier than men.

The stuff I do and say onstage I can do easily. As a performer, that comes easily. But being social offstage, it's not easy for me.

In America, I'm a foreigner because of my Korean heritage. In Asia, because I was born in America, I'm a foreigner. I'm always a foreigner.

People drain me, even the closest of friends, and I find loneliness to be the best state in the union to live in.

Comedy was the key to everything. I grew up fast and controlled my future by bringing it on faster than it naturally unfolded. I cheated myself out of a childhood but then got a running headstart into adulthood that no one else could keep up with.

Silence is so often applauded and those who speak out are often called tasteless.

I think self-deprecation is such a disease, and I want to cure everybody of it and so that's my contribution.