I think sex is really about the self, and really a self-reflection.

I love heavily tattooed women. I imagine their lives are filled with sensuality and excess, madness and generosity, impulsive natures and fights. They look like they have endured much pain and sadness, yet have the ability to transcend all of it by documenting it on the body

The newest victims of the nation's foreclosure crisis are pets, which is extremely distressing to me.

Monogamy is so weird. Like when you know their name and stuff.

I think reality television is such a special talent.

I went to a performance-art high school, and a teacher there was signing me up for open-mic nights at the comedy club. I think about it now, and I think, 'Well, that may be inappropriate,' but it was great!'

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.