I was about 17 or 18 and there were a lot of clubs and dancing. It was the beginning of rave culture and a lot of ecstasy. Because of all the drugs, there are certain songs that make me feel high.

There's a lot of guy comics who I think are funny, but I generally am more excited about a special or a show where there are females.

We women are constantly at war with our bodies, it is hard to find amnesty for ourselves.

My former bullies pay extra to come backstage and meet me after shows, and I pretend not to know them in front of their friends. It is the most divine pleasure to exact the revenge of the brutalized child that resides within.

The power of visibility can never be underestimated.

I got back from Toronto, where they had a severe outbreak of SARS - you know, Severe Asian Racism Syndrome.

I love singing and that's kind of my new thing.