My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex - ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.

People are so sensitive about race that they can't hear someone speaking about their life in a very true way, or doing satire or political parody.

My attitude toward peace does not depend on which war we are discussing. I think that words should do the work of bombs.

Love is the big booming beat which covers up the noise of hate.

I'm a huge fan of the people and things that are considered the epitomes of tastelessness - things like drag and raunchy comedy.

I got back from Toronto, where they had a severe outbreak of SARS - you know, Severe Asian Racism Syndrome.

I am a big Ellen fan. I have been one for quite a long time now. I used to do the local news talk shows with her in San Francisco, when we were both still kids.