The best tattooists are in San Francisco, and they're kind of like my family now. I'm always excited to come back to San Francisco.

I helped deliver one of my best friend's children. I just was so amazed by my friend, because she was not just a woman, she was not just a mother. At that moment she was creation; she was life; she was God. And as I looked in her eyes, BOOM! Her pussy exploded.

In some places it's actually very OK to be homophobic.

I want Jesus to come back and say 'THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT'" -

I am a big Ellen fan. I have been one for quite a long time now. I used to do the local news talk shows with her in San Francisco, when we were both still kids.

If you really care about children then why would you want to keep families from adopting them?

I love fashion, I'm actually a pretty talented seamstress, so I can make stuff for myself, but that's really time-consuming.