Silence equals nonexistence. If I don't raise my voice, it's like I never existed.

Why can't all different types of women be considered beautiful? Why can't we can't we all be considered possible love interests?

It's good to be able to laugh at yourself and the problems you face in life. Sense of humor can save you.

Comedy is the only weapon I have to battle totalitarianism.

I really love Steve Martin and all the stuff he did in the '70s. I think it's really great.

We should retain our anger in the face of injustice and not be shamed by that.

If I'm talking to a guy who's straight and cute and single, I'm like 'are you a unicorn?'