My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.
Margaret ChoI always wonder why Republicans hate gay marriage, because they certainly don't hate gay prostitutes.
Margaret ChoMy father tried to get me to be around gay people a lot when I was young. He owned a gay bookstore and it had a lot of gay literature and art books and he wanted me to be taken care of by the young gays and lesbians who worked for him.
Margaret Cho