Comedy is a noble art.

When people think the world of you, be careful with them.

There's a lot of guy comics who I think are funny, but I generally am more excited about a special or a show where there are females.

Tattooing is my social life, too, so most of my time is taken up with that. People like Henry Lewis, Mike Davis at Everlasting Tattoo.

I punished myself and avoided my reflection in mirrors and any windows. I would see myself reflected back, and I would look away, trying to pretend I didn't exist, because I hated myself so much.

My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.

I think that sometimes people [who overreact or lash out] will hang on to their point just because they're so embarrassed that they made it. They won't set it down because they are the authors of these [disproportionate responses] and they have a lot to be embarrassed about.