My parents are very funny when they have to deal with anything racy or off-color. They usually pretend they don't speak English.

I don't like catchphrases either. A current one would be, "Bye, Felicia." It's used so much that we don't even know the origin anymore.

If you really care about children then why would you want to keep families from adopting them?

I thought I was so ugly for so long, and I wasted so much of my life on this dumb notion.

That's part of being an artist; you have to be that sensitive.

I am into belly dancing. I used to only hang with comics. Now I have friends who are dancers, and my whole house has a harem feel.

Try to have a good day today, wherever you are, whatever you do, whoever is near, if no one is near. Try to be happy, because you may not see tomorrow. There is someone this morning, who didn't wake up, who will never see this day. Try to feel lucky that this is not you.