Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.

I mean, what's great about touring is that's what you do. You're in a constant state of motion and then you stop to do a show and you move onto the next city. All you have to do is do the show. That's the only responsibility that you have.

I'd like to put across the notion that bad taste is actually good for you.

White fragility! White people are so sensitive about race and racial conversations. I feel like I'm always walking on eggshells when I'm around white people.

One place that I really feel comfortable is being a comedienne. I'm very socially inept. There's so many things that I can not do in life, and this is, like, the one thing that I have mastery over. It's my world. And anybody who's coming to the show, it's like they're coming because they know that this is my world.

Usually, if you smile at them and show some interest in the toy, they will give it to you. That's a straight up Democrat move!

I feel sorry for anyone that I am obsessed with. I am worse than gum in your hair, very, very close to the roots.