I could never make a joke about somebody unless I could say it to their face and they'd laugh.
Margaret ChoMost conservatives also believe in the death penalty, but not abortion, which proves they like to procrastinate.
Margaret ChoI was raised to be self-conscious about weight. Then as I got older and started doing television, it became a career issue, like, 'You have to lose weight or you'll lose that job.'
Margaret ChoMy parents never really had that much money, so I kind of live in the same world that they do.
Margaret Cho