I love singing and that's kind of my new thing.

I get up around 7 a.m. That's very early for a stand-up comic. Then I'll have breakfast with my husband, the artist Al Ridenour, take my three dogs for a walk and commence with my work.

I can never tell when something is funny. I just have to do it onstage and find out.

Sexual fulfillment goals, to make them happen, you have to work on them as a project. I don't think it's a bad thing.

Silence equals nonexistence. If I don't raise my voice, it's like I never existed.

Humanity is a natural foil for inhumanity, and humanity is what will ultimately keep us going when all else has failed.

People are really terrified of me. I don't know why, I'm very nice, but people are very intimidated by me.