A sneer is like a flame; it may occasionally be curative because it cauterizes, but it leaves a bitter scar.

I've always thought the law ought to put on spectacles, it has mighty poor eyesight once in a while.

War is wicked, beause it is murder and hate. And it is foolish, because hate and murder can only destroy people's bodies, not change their minds.

It is useless to deny that, unless one has a genius for imparting knowledge, teaching is a drudgery.

As soon as you feel too old to do a thing, do it.

Lawyers make their cake by cooking up other people's troubles.

I have heard that a man might be his own lawyer, but you can't be your own judge.