I've always thought the law ought to put on spectacles, it has mighty poor eyesight once in a while.

Nature is perfectly impartial. Brain has no sex!

If you are kind to an enemy, you cannot hate him.

it's better to be crazy on one point and happy, than sane on all points and unhappy.

Twenty-five years ago, Christmas was not the burden that it is now; there was less haggling and weighing, less quid pro quo, less fatigue of body, less weariness of soul; and, most of all, there was less loading up with trash.

I've always thought the law ought to put on spectacles, it has mighty poor eyesight once in a while.

Home is the best place to be sick in.