I've always thought the law ought to put on spectacles, it has mighty poor eyesight once in a while.

Age, with shamefaced relief, has learned the solvent quality of Time. It is this quality which makes possible the contemplation of certain embarrassing heavenly reunions.

It is useless to deny that, unless one has a genius for imparting knowledge, teaching is a drudgery.

Real divorce takes place without a decree.

Nobody who is somebody looks down on anybody.

Conscience that isn't hitched up to common sense is a mighty dangerous thing.

There is no embarrassment quite like the embarrassment of listening to a person for whom one has a regard making a fool of himself.