gossip, after it reaches a certain point of insult and falsehood, becomes a source of amusement to its victims.
... Love never forgets; or if it does, it is an imperfect love, like the beautiful love of a dog, faithful and unreasoning.
Lawyers make their cake by cooking up other people's troubles.
The insolence of time is like a blow in the face from an unseen enemy.
a short cut to matrimonial unhappiness is not to have the same taste in jokes!
As soon as you feel too old to do a thing, do it.