I was well warned about English food, so it did not surprise me, but I do wonder sometimes, how they ever manage to prise it up long enough to get a plate under it.

I was well warned about English food, so it did not surprise me, but I do wonder sometimes, how they ever manage to prise it up long enough to get a plate under it.

Infants, I note with envy, are receptive to enjoyment in a degree not attained by adults this side of the new Jerusalem.

American business, while it does not frown on helping the human race, frowns on people who start right in helping the human race without first proving that they can sell things to it.

Equality is an unconscious assumption, and if you feel you are treating someone as an equal, then you are not doing it.

... the English think of an opinion as something which a decent person, if he has the misfortune to have one, does all he can to hide.

A lady getting a missing belt back from the cleaner couldn't have been more surprised and pleased.