When you're counting alibis and not apples, one plus one equals none.
Don't borrow trouble. The interest is too high.
I wish people would quit telling me to think. I think. Thinking's easy. It's not thinking that's hard.
Private problems don't constitute an excuse for bad manners.
When someone gives me three reasons instead of one, I'm inclined not to believe any of them.
The sun was shining like a congratulation.