I've reached the age where anyone who lets me talk seems like an old By listening to my memories, you have become part of them.

When you're counting alibis and not apples, one plus one equals none.

You can't drown your troubles ... because troubles can swim.

Perfect young men don't get murdered, they don't even get born.

I didn't mind giving up carnality, jewelry and red meat in return for comradeship and an afterlife.

The day will probably come when you can tell everything about a person from his dreams except his age and weight.

You have what is known as a lot of character, meaning you can be wrong at the top of your lungs.