Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.
House guests (I don't care who they are, how much I like them, or how long it's been since I last saw them) are pests, much like roaches and mice. But there are differences. You can trap roaches and mice. And they don't want you to drive them to Disneyland.
One person's mess is merely another person's filing system.
I have never enjoyed an experience that begins at five A.M.
The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
Truth is funnier than most things you can make up.