But a hobby, like a habit, makes you forget about important things in life.

Besides, the only thing you can control in life is your wardrobe. Cars break down when you least expect it. Boats eat money and gas. Your house, your mate, your friends, your family, even your career, are beyond your control. However, you're in total command of what you put on your back each morning.

With a car there is always a problem.

It seems to be a rule of life that the less qualified you are to give counsel, the more counsel you give.

Remarriage is an excellent test of just how amicable your divorce was.

I have never enjoyed an experience that begins at five A.M.

I asked my vet what kind of dog he'd get. He told me, 'I'd get a Chihuahua, because when it died, I wouldn't care.