But a hobby, like a habit, makes you forget about important things in life.

But a hobby, like a habit, makes you forget about important things in life.

It seems to be a rule of life that the less qualified you are to give counsel, the more counsel you give.

One person's mess is merely another person's filing system.

I have never enjoyed an experience that begins at five A.M.

House guests (I don't care who they are, how much I like them, or how long it's been since I last saw them) are pests, much like roaches and mice. But there are differences. You can trap roaches and mice. And they don't want you to drive them to Disneyland.

Los Angeles: A city I like because it's easy to tell who the strange people are.