[To her host upon leaving a party:] Don't think it hasn't been charming, because it hasn't.
The Almighty is a wonderful handicapper: He will not give us everything.
Rumor is untraceable, incalculable, and infectious.
The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends
All I can say about my mind is that, like a fire carefully laid by a good housemaid, it is one that any match will light.
She spends her day powdering her face till she looks like a bled pig.