The turkeys that most Americans eat for Thanksgiving are turkeys - losers that are mass produced and bland.

Fish sticks and beef stew that millions of children love to hate.

This has got to be the most expensive food ever laminated.

It may not be possible to get rare roast beef but if you're willing to settle for well done, ask them to hold the sweetened library paste that passes for gravy.

The turkeys that most Americans eat for Thanksgiving are turkeys - losers that are mass produced and bland.

If Broadway shows charge preview prices while the cast is in dress rehearsal, why should restaurants charge full price when their dining room and kitchen staffs are still practicing?

Today's restaurant is theater on a grand scale.