I'd rather eat nothing than eat a carrot.

You know what it's like. Sometimes, you meet a wonderful person, but it's only for a brief instant. Maybe on vacation or on a train or maybe even in a bus line. And they touch your life for a moment, but in a special way. And instead of mourning because they can't be with you for longer, or because you don't get the chance to know them better, isn't it better to be glad that you met them at all?

I knew it, I just knew it! The person who had the job of writing my life's dialogue used to work on a very low budget soap opera.

No more humiliation for me, thanks very much. No more swallowing my anger. Honestly, I couldn't manage another mouthful. But it was delicious. Did you make it yourself?

Medically speaking, there is no such thing as a nervous breakdown. Which is very annoying to discover when you're right in the middle of one.

How to make God laugh? Tell Him your plans.

I haven’t had Botox because my face is a bit lopsided and I depend on keeping everything animated so that people don’t notice.