I haven’t had Botox because my face is a bit lopsided and I depend on keeping everything animated so that people don’t notice.

... I am more of an ambler. I once overheard my old boss in Dublin describe me as very "hello trees, hello flowers." It was intended as an insult and it fulfilled its brief; I was insulted. I had little interest in greeting trees and flowers but nor did I treat life as a treadmill, on which it was vital to keep fleeing forward in order to avoid being sucked off the back and out of the game.

I've never made a secret of the fact that I'd have loved to have children.

I still get awful depression. It's who I am.

I'm proud of what I write and feel endorsed by my readers.

Slasher Hathaway marks his territory by spending money. He might as well have pissed on her. It means nothing.

What doesn't kill us makes us funnier.