It was only when the salt water of my tears ran into my cuts and made them sting that I discovered I was crying.

Although will never love anyone again, don't want to become bitter. Or creative.

In an unpredictable and unpleasant world it was both unusual and very pleasant to hear what I wanted to hear.

I suppose I wanted to have my cake and eat it. But then again, what were you going to do with your cake if not eat it? Frame it? Use it as a sachet in your underwear drawer?

How to make God laugh? Tell Him your plans.

Chick Lit uses humor to reflect life back to us. It's a very comforting genre, and it's the first time our generation has had a voice. It's a very important genre for all of those reasons.

Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.