I rang my mother to thank her for giving birth to me and she said, "What choice had I? You were in there, how else were you going to get out?

In an unpredictable and unpleasant world it was both unusual and very pleasant to hear what I wanted to hear.

One day we'll all be dead, and none of this will matter" -The Brightest Star in the Sky.

I love Prada. Not so much the clothes, which are for malnourished thirteen-year-olds, but I covet, with covety covetousness, the shoes and handbags. Like, I LOVE them. If I was given a choice between world peace and a Prada handbag, I'd dither. (I'm not proud of this, I'm only saying.)

The old Chinese proverb springs to mind - No pain, no gain.

I haven’t had Botox because my face is a bit lopsided and I depend on keeping everything animated so that people don’t notice.

I'm quite introverted but I'm not shy.