Friendships take work. Use disagreements as opportunity to come out better on the other side

I do not like to employ secretaries that have more wit than myself. I am afraid to make them write all my nonsense.

Fortune is always on the side of the largest battalions.

Why do we discover faults so much more readily than perfection.

Oh Dear! How unfortunate I am not to have anyone to weep with!

matrimony is a very dangerous disorder; I had rather drink.

There is nobody who is not dangerous for someone.