It is not how old you are, but how you are old.
I enjoy reading biographies because I want to know about the people who messed up the world.
By the time we've hit fifty, we have learned our hardest lessons
Never one thing and seldom one person can make for a success. It takes a number of them merging into one perfect whole.
I'll have my double chins in privacy.
I was born serious and I have earned my bread making other people laugh.